Leslie Lehr

What your doctor didn't tell you and your mother doesn't remember....

From scheduling your morning sickness to having sex for the first time, this book helps new moms laugh their way to a new understanding of one of life's greatest adventures.

Whether single, working, adopting, old, young, gay, or polka dotted, Club Mom celebrates the mixed blessings of what we all have in common: babies.

The short chapters, easy laughs, and sentimental support has made Club Mom a popular baby shower gift in the United States, Canada, England, and Denmark. It also inspired the name of web-based affinity group, ClubMom.com.

Each section of the book features original jokes from the series "You Know You're Member of Club Mom When...."

...intimacy means three in a bed.
...your biggest file is "restaurants that deliver."
....you suddenly own a dozen videos, all featuring animals that sing.
....you are ready for bed at the same time you used to be ready for dates.
....even your mother starts listening to you.